MERMAID Song Lyrics

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS ||

There are more songs by FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS that are not in albums here Title: Artist: FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS Song: MERMAID - ID: 926926 - Date and time (posted): 2008-03-09 00:43:31
To comment on this song's lyrics (Or read other people's comments), Please scroll down

Send MERMAID Ringtone to Cell Phone

whoa whoa

mermaid (that's right)
mermaid (x alot)
mermaid in mermaid
mermaid

mermaid murmur into my ear
the answers to questions I want you to hear
like does it relax you to hear the sound of the land? (whoa oh)
do you all mermaid have slight webbed hands? (that must be freaky)

is it normal for a guy to wear scuba apparatus when he makes love in the sea? (make love to me)
make love to him
would it be weird for you if I touched your fishy half? cause it would for me

whoa whoa
waii-yah, waii-ya
ooh ah ooh ooh

do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea? (am I invited?)
at these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed? (if so, then how do you light it?)
are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish? (shhh)
or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock, holding half a fish? (half a shapely halibut)

(everybody) whoa whoa
ooh ah ooh ooh

oh fish-like lady
lady-like fish
I don't think so bro, she's a lady lady lady lady lady
no no she's a fish that's just a little bit lady-ish yeah

Speaking:

J: you wish, fish is your favorite dish.
B: let me let you in on a secret, that night the mermaid and I, we had a little bit of dinner together.
J: oh yeah what did you have?
B: caviar.
J: oh ya see? she's a lady.
B: yeah well she would have been if she hadn't laid them! (yeah)
J: but surely, surely bret the fact that she has breasts would indicate that she's, um, capable of producing milk for her young. um, I think her mammal, you know, mammary glands making her a woman, really, um and I think a lady.
B: well, let's just say she definitely had breasts! (ooh, ow, yeah, ooh!)
J: how did you know? did you grope her?
B: (ooh!) no way she ??? me! she'd only just left school! (ooh! thank you, yeah!)

one two three four!
whoa whoa whoa whoa
waiiiiiiioooo, waiiiiioooo

Send MERMAID Ringtone to Cell Phone

You are viewing lyrics of MERMAID by FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS from the album UNKNOWN at LyricsAndSongs.COM

If the above are not the lyrics to (MERMAID) by FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS Would you kindly report the error ?

The Lyrics above are the lyrics to MERMAID and are (absolutly correct)

The Lyrics above are to MERMAID and are (Mostly correct, Yet...)

The Lyrics seem to be the lyrics to MERMAID But they are (Wrong)

The Lyrics above Are not even close to the lyrics of MERMAID they are (Very Wrong)

The Lyrics above are (NOT) the lyrics to MERMAID

Previous : Lyrics Home Page: Next
Can't find what your looking for in the list of artists, Why don't you Request it ?

User Comments: 0

You are not logged in, You may post comments with your name above, the name will be attached to the comments but the official poster will be GUEST, If you would like to register, Registration is free and takes seconds