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CONFESSIONS PART III Song Lyrics
Title: Artist: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Song: CONFESSIONS PART III Album: STRAIGHT OUTTA LYNWOOD (2006) - ID: 769624 - Date and time (posted): 2006-09-21 04:20:26
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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions
Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions
Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions
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Guest: steph :: hannibal |
Date:
2006-12-15 22:09:35 |
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| al you are so awesome! the first song i heard was white and nerdy i tried singing it but it is very fast. someday i am going to buy your cd |
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Guest: james :: queanbeyan australia |
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2006-12-22 08:53:34 |
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| um you forgot the part after he says "i borrowed my chapstik from you' ... after that i says with out asking ... but thats the only thing i could see |
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Guest: M. H. |
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2007-01-10 22:07:42 |
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| Haha! I love it. I have been listening to Weird Al for as long as I can remember and his songs are still as funny as the old ones! |
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Guest: DarkMystery :: Reading |
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2007-02-05 13:39:56 |
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| hmmm.... you missed the last line of the song..... 'Hey, Hey, where you going?, hunnyyyyyyyyyyy' |
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Guest: hi :: calafornia |
Date:
2007-02-15 14:49:42 |
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| last line was missing which in my oppinion is the funniest part of all |
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Guest: ANONOMOS :: up yur butt and around the corner |
Date:
2007-04-13 01:23:36 |
| WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CONFESSIONS PART III |
| SUK YO MAMA! |
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