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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC || STRAIGHT OUTTA LYNWOOD (2006)

Title: Artist: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Song: CANADIAN IDIOT Album: STRAIGHT OUTTA LYNWOOD (2006) - ID: 769620 - Date and time (posted): 2006-09-21 04:19:34
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!

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Guest: Adam :: New York
Date:
2006-09-30 14:52:31
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Kristen don't you get the joke? Weird Al is actually making fun of Americans in this song, for the way that Americans look down on everybody else - including their top trading partner Canada. "Cheaper meds, low crime rates, and clean air" - do you think he's actually insulting Canada with that comment?
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Guest: crosbyy :: somewhere
Date:
2006-09-30 15:01:04
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
aww those poor canadians i love them so much
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Guest: Sidneysgurl :: Here
Date:
2006-09-30 09:34:42
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
I love green day and got mad when i herd he was redoing it, BUT THIS IS HILLARIOUS!!!
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Guest: Kristen :: Canada
Date:
2006-09-24 16:35:38
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
As a Canadian..I think this song is disgusting....
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Guest: Barbari :: America
Date:
2006-09-27 20:31:34
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Canadians suck. And this song points it all out.
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Guest: whatever
Date:
2006-10-01 10:58:17
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
i'm canadian and i think this song is hilarious , it's obviously exagerated but it's so funny!!
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Guest: Vjuggalo
Date:
2006-09-30 23:06:53
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
F* you all bashing on the U.S. It must be such of an atrocity when someone makes fun of a nation other than ours. Weird Al is not trying to insult anybody. Well maybe other than Green Day.
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Guest: allexx
Date:
2006-10-01 17:01:25
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
im canadiann this song is funny but i don't really like weird al,, i love green day thoughh<3.. do you think green day got madd when he did thiss? well then again they seem like the type to laugh at thiss.. i don't think canada is better than the states and i don't think the states is better htan canada ,, i live on the border so i ahve friends from the us. .. billie joe is hott<3
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Guest: human :: canamericada
Date:
2006-10-03 18:10:32
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
this song is a bit funny... obviously very stereotypical, but it's nothing to fuss over.
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Guest: Alex :: Montreal
Date:
2006-10-04 15:32:33
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
i ve been living in montreal for a year. this song is f***ing funny from my point of view (i'm half american half french). it's just a joke, Yankovic is making fun of everybody so chillax
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Guest: Krashhin'es :: Romania
Date:
2006-10-05 19:49:03
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Alo, Salut, this is a funny making song. me and my folkses think so anyways. i realsy like it. it has an catchy tune. so familiar makinge
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Guest: Jamie :: new york
Date:
2006-10-07 17:28:56
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
You are all idiots its a *******g joke, get the hell over it. and hes not trying to offend anyone its a damn JOKE! And hes no trying to offend green day either, he asks each artist's permission before he makes a spoof on their song.
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Guest: Jamie :: new york
Date:
2006-10-07 17:29:16
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
You are all idiots its a *******g joke, get the hell over it. and hes not trying to offend anyone its a damn JOKE! And hes no trying to offend green day either, he asks each artist's permission before he makes a spoof on their song.
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Guest: matt :: Pekin indiana
Date:
2006-10-07 20:23:53
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
this song rocks cuz canadions suck big huge ass donkey dicks and have celine dion
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Guest: Joe :: US
Date:
2006-10-08 17:53:42
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
I like Weird Al and all but i think he could have left out the stuff about the USA. I meen green day does it enough. This song should have been strictly aboot Canada, eh? p.s. I live in Michigan so I like Canada p.s.s. If Weird Al makes a parody of your song it is an honor.
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Guest: Maylyn :: Berkeley, California
Date:
2006-10-08 22:13:02
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
This song is soooooo funny!! And i love Green Day but they could of gotten mad cause i no where Billie lives. Cause he lives in the same city i do. And Canadians suck their moms!!!!!!!
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Guest: T.Tate :: top of the world
Date:
2006-10-18 14:56:11
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
hahahah....that shit is so funny. He is making fun of Americans more than he is making fun of Canadians. Besides the health care and clean air the song should also point out that Canada has less poverty, higher standards in schools, cleaner streets....also, Canadians don't f*** their cousins
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Guest: Mat :: Canada
Date:
2006-10-19 22:20:09
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
this song wasnt making fun of anyone, its a Parody... but to all of you americans who are bashing canada, have fun when north korea nukes your sorry little asses, better go suck off your cosin while you still can maylyn, lol
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Guest: jennifer :: america
Date:
2006-10-22 09:30:00
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
this song rocks! canadians are stupid.... curling..psh thats lame! this is a great song, AY?
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Guest: B.J. :: america
Date:
2006-10-24 16:50:19
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
I have friends that live in Canada...but i LOVE this song!<3
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Guest: xxgreenday84xx :: Pennsylvania
Date:
2006-11-04 20:12:07
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
yeah if Weird Al parodys ur song its an honor! and americans and canadians are offended... GET THE HELL OVER IT!
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Guest: fabio :: hell
Date:
2006-11-12 20:17:23
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Richeouse dude dooodaly dooodaly doo doo
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Guest: mariyka :: sheridan wyoming
Date:
2006-12-28 22:12:59
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
i luv this song!! my mom almost made me go to canada and then i wouldn't be able to listen to american making fun of canadians....that would make me sad...but know im happy
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Guest: Osama Bin Laden :: Made-upistan
Date:
2006-12-23 00:50:47
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
How can you not love it
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Guest: RT :: Canadastan
Date:
2006-12-24 12:44:30
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
This is all kinds of funny
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Guest: josh wade :: canada lol
Date:
2007-01-04 18:54:17
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
wicked song its funny
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Guest: atown :: Toronto
Date:
2007-01-07 17:03:43
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
wooow k everybody honeslty shut up.. im canadian and i think its pathetic when a canadian is insulted by this?? and the americans bashing canada? like come on, seriously, take it down a notch. Weird Al is poking fun at Canadians, but hes all jokes, hes appeared on MuchMusic (for the americans.. thats kinda like Canada's MTV) many times, once even playing that song, like obviously he's not serious about the song if hes doing it downtown Toronto. Sorry, but i had to just get this out there, reading some of these posts of canadians insulted... take a joke, and im sure Weird Al would find the Americans bashing Canadians here pathetic, cuz hes joking around, so take a joke. Thank you.
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Guest: Amber :: NEW MEXICO,USA
Date:
2007-01-14 20:48:35
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
I <3 This song cuz i love the songs Weird al does and i <3 canadians. well for all you yellow livered lilly lickers who are bashing the following: Americans, Canddians, America, Canada, and Weird Al get a life cuz this song is funny now if he did nothing but bash Canada in a rude way then there would be some issues but he's not so get over it I <3 CANADA AND I'M AND AMERICAN
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Guest: Gabby :: Canada!! :D
Date:
2007-01-16 20:40:09
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Well at first when I heard this song, I was like WHAT THE HELL!!?? Then I realized, well yeah he's making fun of America more then Canada... I love Green Day, and at least they did it tastefully, like they didn't really make fun of the US... and for all you people who make fun of other countries: What do you think the cause of war is? People like you. People who hate each others religeons and race and the way they talk... (The only canadians I know who have accents are the Newfies, and so what if they talk like that?) People from Italy have Italian accents, people from Greece have Greek accents, people from Newfoundland have accents. It's all the same, so shut up about it.
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Guest: sydney crosby :: halifax
Date:
2007-01-25 15:05:37
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
this is a very funny and well made song!
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Guest: lindsey :: canada
Date:
2007-01-28 16:56:06
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
for one canada is nothing like that so u can take the song and shove it =D
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Guest: Al-Qaeda :: Unknown(subject thought to be dead)
Date:
2007-01-30 07:31:46
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
How can u not love it CAnadians are pathetic
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Guest: Nick :: Harrisburg
Date:
2007-02-15 19:34:36
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Actually I think wen he did amish paradise as i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain i take a look at my wife and notice shes very plain ne way coolio got >:o yar blah so i dont think he asked so i think if he dont ask they get like coolio up thay
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Guest: Nathan :: Canada
Date:
2007-02-19 21:16:21
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
this song is hilarious, it's not meant to offend anyone, if anything it's making funny of Americans and their thoughts on us Canucks, but it's not meant to be offending. So everyone calm down. But to all you Americans bashing Canada, it's this reason you're at war and nobody likes you. Not meaning to bash the States, it's just a fact. Anyway the point is that this is a funny song and its not meant to offend, it's meant to be funny.
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Guest: martin :: slovakia
Date:
2007-03-01 03:52:26
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
i hate americans they are show offs i like canadians at least they are nice and tougher than americans. Americans think they are cool just because they finished like 2 wars off! Just came in the end and finished off. bush is a ******
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Guest: patrick dixon :: in the second last verse
Date:
2007-03-05 00:33:03
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
its WE'LL figure out the temparature in celcius
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Guest: patrick dixon :: Australia
Date:
2007-03-05 00:36:54
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Wierd Al always asks permission even if he dusnt hav to, and Canadas not the only country with coloured money, aus dus, so it must be commonwelth thing, and wen i found out wat he ment by monoploy money i was mad but then i saw the funny side to it, ps, add an aussie msn addy,*MASKED@EMAIL.ADRS*
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Guest: Johnathan :: Aether
Date:
2007-03-22 21:15:09
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
I love wierd al and he makes no mean remarks I mean come on people its just a parody
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Guest: Samus :: My gut
Date:
2007-03-22 21:19:03
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
weird al is one of the funniest musicians and this song is the one I got my friend hooked on after i told him about al and he gets permission to do those parodys such as canadian idiot and white n nerdy
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Guest: St. Julie :: Staring at you through your window....
Date:
2007-04-22 03:16:53
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
There's this girl I know that went to canada for the summer and now she's all "Canada this, Canada that, I love Canada!" I'm gonna make 3 thousand copies and put them all over the school.... this is gonna be hillarious.......
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Guest: ME :: toronto
Date:
2007-04-26 17:51:45
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
luv it :D
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Guest: Samantha :: canada
Date:
2007-05-02 16:02:13
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Hi, to the person who askedif it is a honor to prody their songs. Yes most stars knew they were popular if al prodyd them. Also weird al asks all the celebs if it ok to perody their song. If you read his web site he said the only person who has declined was prince. Weird al is making fun fun of how canada is so polite and against violence while america is opposite. To the person who said this song should be just about canadians, well than it wouldnt be as good. Also we get enough making fun og by the arrgant worms whom are canadian look them up. The ontaio song is funny. Most canadians know who they are.
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Guest: anonymys :: usa
Date:
2007-05-28 21:17:22
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
it isn't making fun of anyone it is just a parody of american idiot sang by green day
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Guest: tulip :: north dakota
Date:
2007-07-06 20:45:06
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
this song is very very funny and i think green day rocks and so does weird al and don't say mean things about other countries cuz that just proves how ignorant u r, whether u r from the us or canada or anywhere
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Guest: tulip :: north dakota
Date:
2007-07-06 20:52:23
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
this song is v.v. funny and u should take a joke, green day rocks, and don't be mean to other countries becuz it just proves how ignorant u r and i'm all for free speech, but HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE!
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Guest: N/A :: PA
Date:
2007-12-27 23:44:15
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
I don't think it's necessarily making fun of Canada, i just think it's funny to listen to. I make fun of myself all the time and my friends do the same. I know if i was in Canada i'd think it was funny!
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Guest: clods anonymous :: somewhere in the US
Date:
2007-12-09 19:24:16
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
That song roks its soooo funny I love Green Day so this is titaly kool!
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Guest: Bianca :: PA
Date:
2007-11-04 08:36:21
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
HAHA im a canadian... this is the first time i am hearing this song and i love it!!
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Guest: Matt :: Australia
Date:
2008-09-23 05:28:19
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
Haha, i knew a canadian once and couldnt help but laugh when he said "aboot". We all got our own accents tho, thats what makes us human :D
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Guest: Candians chill out
Date:
2008-03-05 21:27:56
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
JUST SHUT YOUR DAMN TRAPS CANNADIANS WHEN GREENDAY WENT AROUND BASHING AMERICA WITH THE ORIGINAL DID WE ACT LIKE 2 YEAR OLDS AND SAY "OHH NOOO THE OTHER COUNTRY SUCKS" NO WE DIDN'T SO GROW UP OR GET OFF THE INTERNET IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE DUMBASSES!
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Guest: rob
Date:
2008-05-16 08:47:31
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
LOL
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Guest: Anonymous :: Canada!
Date:
2008-05-25 19:52:30
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
I'm Canadian and proud of it, and I don't find this song offensive at all! If it offends anyone, they have NO sense of humor. GO CANADA!!! :)
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Guest: Suzy :: Not where you are!
Date:
2008-07-21 16:23:07
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CANADIAN IDIOT
OMG this is a super funny song! I Also luv the orignal song American Idiot!!!Do you guys Like the song Hoilday to? I dont try to be mean to Canadians, it just happens.