Hair Poem Song Lyrics

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There are more songs by GEORGE CARLIN that are not in albums here Title: Artist: GEORGE CARLIN Song: Hair Poem - ID: 295534 - Date and time (posted): 2004-09-01 18:40:57
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I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,

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Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they're just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

(Beard Poem)

Here's my beard.
Ain't it wierd?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard.

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