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[includes a quote from Jingle Bells (James Pierpont)] [Jay Anderson string bass Chad Wackerman drums] Harry: (to THING-FISH) Anything you say, master! Take me, I'm yours! Rhonda: (Broadway-style fake singing) Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way! Oh, what fun it is to ride To Chicago every day, oh . . . Thing-Fish: Oooh, lawd! Lookit you, boy! Chain thoo de nipples 'n evvy goddam thing! You a sick white muthafucker, ain'tcha? Rhonda: Bells on bob-tail ring, Making spirits bright! Oh, what fun it is to ride To Chicago every night, oh . . . Harry: For Chrissake, RHONDA! Have you no SHAME? Thing-Fish: Y'all make up y'mind yet, 'bouts de MAMMY o' yo' dreams? Harry: You bet! I've waited ALL MY LIFE for this moment! My heart is fluttering! If only I could submit myself on approval, for a limited time only . . . to . . . to that nasty little rubber MAMMY on your knee . . . Thing-Fish: SISTER OB'DEWLLA 'X'? De mys'try SISTER? Y'all wants t'party hearty with de min'yature rubber MAMMY wit de string out de back? Yow! Dintcha get 'nuff 'buse fum de other bitch when y'was livin' in de card-bo'd hut? Rhonda: HARRY . . . HARRY . . . hey! HARRY! Fucking wor-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm! I want a DIVORCE, HARRY! Harry: Not now, dearest, PLEASE! This is serious! Little MAMMY, what'll it be? Hips or lips? Rhonda: You're a wor-r-r-r-mmmmmmm! A fucking WOR-R-R-R-M-M-M-M-MMMMMMMMMMM! These are my TITS, HARRY! I have TITS! Look! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL TITS, YOU FUCKING WOR-R-R-R-R-MMMMMMMM! I'm going to pretend I'm SQUIRTING THEM ON YOU! Whoo! Wheeeee! ALMOST GOTCHA! Harry: Not now, RHONDA! Ow! Oof! Oh, I love this! Hurt me! Hurt me! Oh, pull my chain, you tiny potato-headed whatchamacallit! Rhonda: They're almost squirting, HARRY! Look! Look! Whoooooo! Whooooo! Whoooo! You fucking worm! Thing-Fish: OB'DEWLLA! Is y'awright? Don't be pullin' de boy's chain too hard dere! He gots 'nuthuh show t'do t'morrow! Don't put dat in yo' MOUF, girl! I knows y'cain hep y'seff wit dat crazy muthafucker 'busin' you like dat, but jes' hang on a lil' longuh . . . he be droppin' de wad putty soon now! Rhonda: (pinching her nipples, jiggling her tits) Jingle bells, jingle bells . . . Harry: Oh! This is divine! Rhonda: This is my PUSSY, HARRY! Look! See it? You know what I'm gonna do with it, you worm? I'm gonna make it FUCK SOMETHING! That's right! You won't get any of it . . . because you're DISGUSTING! An' I don't need you, MR. FIRST-NIGHTER! My wonderful, wonderful pussy doesn't need you! I have my BRIEFCASE, HARRY! I'm going to FUCK MY BRIEFCASE! I'm going to . . . look! Look at this! I got it right over here! There! See it? My BIG, BROWN, BRIEFCASE! MY BRIEFCASE! It's BIG, HARRY! It's full of BUSINESS PAPERS . . . from MY CAREER! I'm gonna put my GLASSES ON, HARRY! I'm gonna put my hair up in a BUN! Then, I'm going FUCK FUCK FUCK! Ha-ha-ha-hahhhhh! Look! See me? See how I got my hair up? Whooo! I'm REALLY DOING IT! Unngh! Unngh! Harry: RHONDA . . . have you no SHAME! Keep the briefcase closed, for chrissake! All your documents are falling out! Rhonda: (as over-sized file folders emerge) Unngh! I'm GOOD! Oh God I'm good! Harder! Faster! Unngh! Unngh! This is TERRIFIC! Boy, I need it so bad . . . Harry: Those are the Warner Brothers files, aren't they dear? Don't you think there'll be some questions about the condition of the blue paper? Thing-Fish: Girl! Bes' be careful wit de latch! Rhonda: (with the handle in her mouth, semi-intelligible) I'm sucking the handle now, HARRY! Look! Mmmmmm! It tastes GOOD! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! The handle! The handle! Harry: Hurt me, OB'DEWLLA! Make me whimper and beg for your tiny rubber love! Rhonda: I've got a fountain pen, HARRY! I've got a fountain pen with MY INITIALS on it! I'm putting it in my mouth, HARRY! I'm gonna get it wet! I'm gonna stuff it up my asshole and ride the briefcase again, you disgusting perverted bastard worm! I'm gonna do it! Look, HARRY! Whooo! Unngh! Unngh! God-damit, HARRY! Watch me! This is for your own good!
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