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| On the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's penis |
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The captain's name was Lugger
By Christ he was a bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one ship to another |
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And the second mate was Andy
By Christ he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy |
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The third mate's name was Morgan
By God he was a gorgon From half past eight he played till late Upon the captain's organ |
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The captain's wife was Mabel
And by God was she able To give the crew their daily screw Upon the galley table |
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The captain's daughter Charlotte
Was born and bred a harlot Her thighs at night were lily white By morning they were scarlet |
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The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper |
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The captain's lovely daughter
Liked swimming in the water Delighted squeals came when some eels Found her sexual quarters |
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The cook his name was Freeman
And he was a dirty demon And he fed the crew on menstrual stew And hymens fried in semen |
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And the ship's dog was called Rover
And we turned the poor thing over And ground and ground that faithful hound From Teneriff to Dover |
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When we reached our station
Through skillful navigation The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk From too much fornication |
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On the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's penis |
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