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Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a mess, My wife run off with my TV set, Didn't bother me none that she had to go, 'Cept I's gonna miss all my TV shows. |
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| So I looked up to heaven, got down on my knees. An' I cried: "Dear Lord, will you help me, please." "I need a TV by tomorrow night, "'Cos Rick Flare's involved in a talent fight." |
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Well I guess my tytheing finally paid off, 'Cos early next mornin' shoulda seen what I saw. Reached in my overhorse for my inhaler, 'Cos there's a big brown box there, right in my trailer. |
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I used my truck keys, cut open the box, I was hopin' for a Sony or a Microbox. I looked at the name and thought: "Oh my gosh! "This must be a new one called Macintosh." |
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Well my last TV was a whole lot wider, But this'n here come with its own typewriter. It had all the letters from A to Z, I guess you just type in what you wanna see. |
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Well I thought I punched up: "You Done Help," But the TV Screen said World Wide Web. Then I broke out in a cold, cold sweat: I's the first redneck on the internet. |
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He was the first red neck on the internet, A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat. He went on line just one time, And now they won't forget, The first redneck on the internet. |
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It was all so new, I shoulda taken my time, But I slammed that mouse up in four-wheel drive. Last time I did so much pointin' and clickin' I had a .22 rifle shootin' at chickens. |
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Then, all of a sudden it occurred to me, The power I had with this fancy TV. I could get back at my ex-wife, With the touch of a button, I could ruin her life. |
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So I got the number off her Mastercard, I bought a new lift kit and four new tyres. Then, I got on line to her bank account, Went ahead and closed that sucker out. |
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I had her power and her water shut, slap, off. The I sent an e-mail to her dead plain boss, Lettin' him know that she told me, She'd have his job by the end of the week. |
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He was the first red neck on the internet, A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat. He went on line just one time, And now they'll never forget, (Won't forget.) The first redneck on the internet. |
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Now the moral of the story, as a matter of fact, In a couple of days I got my TV back. She said she'd like to come back, as well. I told her to go straight to AOL. |
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Now, thank the Lord that the UPS, For droppin' that box at Cledus' address. If they ever wanna find him, it won't take long, Type www.cledus.com |
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To reach the first red neck on the internet, A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat. He went on line just one time, And now they'll never forget, (Won't forget.) He was the first red neck on the internet. The first red neck on the internet. |
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Hey Buck, p'preciate your help. You ARE the man. |
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World Wide Web, population Four Zillion. Cy hoot |
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