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[MARK]
And so into the abyss...The lot. Where a small stage is partially set up. |
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[JOANNE playing with some wires]
"Line in"... I went to Harvard for this? |
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[MARK]
Close on Mark's nose dive. |
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[JOANNE]
"Line out"... |
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[MARK]
Will he get out of here alive...? |
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[JOANNE notices MARK approaching.]
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[JOANNE]
Mark? |
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[MARK]
Hi. |
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[JOANNE]
I told her not to call you |
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[MARK]
That's Maureen But can I help since I'm here |
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[JOANNE]
I hired an engineer ... |
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[MARK]
Great! Well, nice to have met you |
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[JOANNE]
Wait! She's three hours late The samples won't delay But the cable -- |
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[MARK]
There's another way Say something -- anything |
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[JOANNE (into the mike)]
Test -- one, two three -- |
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[MARK]
Anything but that |
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[JOANNE]
This is weird |
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[MARK]
It's weird |
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[JOANNE]
Very weird |
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[MARK]
Fuckin' weird |
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[JOANNE]
I'm so mad That I don't know what to do Fighting with microphones Freezing down to my bones And to top it all off I'm with you |
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[MARK]
Feel like going insane? Got a fire in your brain? And you're thinking of drinking gasoline? |
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[JOANNE]
As a matter of fact -- |
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[MARK]
Honey, I know this act It's called the 'Tango Maureen' The Tango Maureen It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round As she keeps you dangling |
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[JOANNE]
You're wrong |
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[MARK]
Your heart she is mangling |
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[JOANNE]
It's different with me |
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[MARK]
And you toss and you turn 'Cause her cold eyes can burn Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound |
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[JOANNE]
I think I know what you mean |
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[BOTH]
The Tango Maureen |
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[MARK]
Has she ever pouted her lips And called you 'Pookie' |
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[JOANNE]
Never |
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[MARK]
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? |
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[JOANNE]
This is spooky Did you swoon when she walked through the door? |
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[MARK]
Every time -- so be cautious |
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[JOANNE]
Did she moon over other boys --? |
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[MARK]
More than moon -- |
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[JOANNE]
I'm getting nauseous [They begin to dance, with MARK leading.] |
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[MARK]
Where'd you learn to tango? |
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[JOANNE]
With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you? |
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[MARK]
With Nanette Himmelfarb. The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center. |
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[They switch, and JOANNE leads.]
It's hard to do this backwards. |
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[JOANNE]
You should try it in heels! She cheated |
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[MARK]
She cheated |
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[JOANNE]
Maureen cheated |
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[MARK]
Fuckin' cheated |
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[JOANNE]
I'm defeated I should give up right now |
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[MARK]
Gotta look on the bright side With all of your might |
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[JOANNE]
I'd fall for her still anyhow |
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[BOTH]
When you're dancing her dance You don't stand a chance Her grip of romance Make you fall |
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[MARK]
So you think, 'Might as well' |
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[JOANNE]
"Dance a tango to hell" |
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[BOTH]
'At least I'll have tangoed at all' The Tango Maureen Gotta dance till your diva is through You pretend to believe her Cause in the end -- you can't leave her But the end it will come Still you have to play dumb Till you're glum and you bum And turn blue |
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[MARK]
Why do we love when she's mean? |
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[JOANNE]
And she can be so obscene |
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[MARK]
Try the mike |
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[JOANNE]
My Maureen (reverb: een, een, een...) |
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[MARK]
Patched |
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[JOANNE]
Thanks |
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[MARK]
You know -- I feel great now! |
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[JOANNE]
I feel lousy [The pay phone rings. MARK hands it to JOANNE.] Honey, we're... [pause] Pookie?! You never call me Pookie... Forget it, we're patched. |
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[She hangs up, looks at MARK.]
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[BOTH]
The Tango Maureen! |
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