Artist: GEORGE CARLIN
Album: COMPLAINTS & GRIEVANCES
ANSWERING MACHINES lyrics

----------
  printable copy of the lyrics to ANSWERING MACHINES 
And answering machines. Starting with people who think it's cute to let their children record the outgoing message. And you can't understand a word of it cause the kids a fuckin' imbecile.
Hi my name is Stacy, i'm 5 years old, and my parents aren't here right now but glabeadabbadedgjbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Here's my message Stacy:
I'm comin' over to your house with a big knife.
Then i'm going to kill mommy and daddy.
Then i'm gonna peel off their skin and make a funny hat.
Then i'm gonna pull out my big ding dong and stick it in your beeeeeeeeeep

Not the lyrics to "ANSWERING MACHINES" ?, Please report that below.