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RESTAURANT MAN
No Please No Not Tonight Please No Mister - Can't You Go - Not Tonight - Can't Have A Scene |
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What? |
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RESTAURANT MAN
Go, Please Go; You - Hello, Sir- I Said No Important Customer |
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MARK
What Am I - Just A Blur? |
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RESTAURANT MAN
You Sit All Night - You Never Buy! |
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MARK
That's A Lie - That's A Lie I Had A Tea The Other Day |
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RESTAURANT MAN
You Couldn't Pay |
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MARK
Oh Yeah |
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COLLINGS
Benjamin Coffin III--Here? |
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RESTAURANT MAN
Oh No! |
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ALL
Wine & Beer! |
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MAUREEN
The Enemy Of Avenue A We'll Stay |
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RESTAURANT MAN
Oiy Vey! |
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COLLINS
What Brings The Mogul In His Own Mind To The Life Cafe? |
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BENNY
I Would Like To Propose A Toast To Maureen's Noble Try It Went Well |
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MAUREEN
Go To Hell |
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BENNY
Was The Yuppie Scum Stomped Not Counting The Homeless How Many Tickets Weren't Comp'ed |
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ROGER
Why Did Muffy-- |
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BENNY
Alison |
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ROGER
Miss The Show? |
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BENNY
There Was A Death In The Family If You Must Know |
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ANGEL
Who Died? |
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BENNY
Our Akita |
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BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS
Evita |
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BENNY
Mimi - I'm Surprised A Bright And Charming Girl Like You Hangs Out With These Slackers (Who Don't Adhere To Deals) |
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They Make Fun - Yet I'm The One
Attempting To Do Some Good Or Do You Really Want A Neighborhood Where People Piss On Your Stoop Every Night? |
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Bohemia, Bohemia's
A Fallacy In Your Head This Is Calcutta Bohemia Is Dead |
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MARK
Dearly Beloved We Gather Here To Say Our Goodbyes |
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COLLINS & ROGER
Dies Irae - Dies Illa Kyrie Eleison Yitgadal V' Yitkadash (etc.) |
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MARK
Here She Lies No On Knew Her Worth The Late Great Daughter Of Mother Earth On This Night When We Celebrate The Birth In That Little Town Of Bethlehem We Raise Our Glass - You Bet Your Ass To - La Vie Boheme |
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ALL
La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme |
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MARK
To Days Of Inspiration, Playing Hookey, Making Something Out Of Nothing, The Need To Express - To Communicate, To Going Against The Grain, Going Insane, Going Mad |
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To Loving Tension, No Pension
To More Than One Dimension, To Starving For Attention, Hating Convention, Hating Pretension, Not To Mention Of Course, Hating Dear Old Mom And Dad |
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To Riding Your Bike,
Midday Past The Three Piece Suits- To Fruits - To No Absolutes- To Absolut - To Choice- To The Village Voice- To Any Passing Fad |
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To Being An Us - For Once-
Instead Of A Them- |
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ALL
La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme |
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MAUREEN
Is The Equipment In A Pyramid? |
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JOANNE
It Is, Maureen |
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MAUREEN
The Mixer Doesn't Have A Case Don't Give Me That Face |
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MR. GREY
Ahhemm |
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MAUREEN
Hey Mister-She's My Sister |
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RESTAURANT MAN
So That's Five Miso Soup, Four Seaweed Salad Three Soy Burger Dinner, Two Tofu Dog Platter And One Pasta With Meatless Balls |
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A BOY
Ugh |
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COLLINS
It Tastes The Same |
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MIMI
If You Close Your Eyes |
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RESTAURANT MAN
An Thirteen Orders Of Fries Is That It Here? |
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ALL
Wine & Beer! |
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MIMI & ANGEL
To Hand-Crafted Beers Made In Local Breweries To Yoga, To Yogurt, To Rice And Beans And Cheese To Leather, To Dildos To Curry Vindaloo To Huevos Rancheros And Maya Angelou |
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MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emotion Devotion, To Causing A Commotion, Creation, Vacation |
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MARK
Mucho Masturbation |
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MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, To Fashion, To Passion When It's New |
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COLLINS
To Sontag |
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ANGEL
To Sondheim |
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FOUR PEOPLE
To Anything Taboo |
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COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham And Cage |
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COLLINS
Lenny Bruce |
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ROGER
Langston Hughes |
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MAUREEN
To The Stage |
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PERSON #1
To Uta |
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PERSON #2
To Buddha |
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PERSON #3
Pablo Neruda, Too |
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MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy And Toto Went Over The Rainbow To Blow Off Auntie Em |
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ALL
La Vie Boheme |
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MAUREEN
And Wipe The Speakers Off Before You Pack |
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JOANNE
Yes, Maureen |
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MAUREEN
Well - Hurry Back |
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MR. GREY
Sisters? |
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MAUREEN
We're Close |
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ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
Brothers! |
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MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
Bisexuals, Trisexuals, Homo Sapiens Carcinogens, Hallucinogens, Men, Pee Wee Herman German Wine, Turpentine, Gertrude Stein Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa Carmina Burana |
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ALL
To Apathy, To Entropy, To Empathy, Ecstasy Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC To No Shame - Never Playing The Fame Game |
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COLLINS
To Marijuana |
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ALL
To Sodomy It's Between God And Me To S & M |
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BENNY
Waiter...Waiter...Waiter |
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ALL
La Vie Boheme |
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COLLINS
In honor of the death of bohemia and impromtu salon will commence immediately following dinner... Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred. |
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ROGER
Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days. |
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MARK
Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello- which she has never studied. |
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BENNY
Your New Boyfriend Doesn't Know About Us |
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MIMI
There's Nothing To Know |
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BENNY
Don't You Think That We Should Discuss -- |
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MIMI
It Was Three Months Ago |
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BENNY
He Doesn't Act Like He's With You |
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MIMI
We're Taking It Slow |
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BENNY
Where Is He Now? |
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MIMI
He's Right -- Hmm |
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BENNY
Uh Huh |
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MIMI
Where'd He Go? |
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MARK
Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song |
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MARK
That Doesn't Remind Us Of 'Musetta's Waltz' |
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COLLINS
Angel Dumott Schunard Will Model The Latest Fall Fashions From Paris While Accompanying Herself On The 10 Gallon Plastic Pickle Tub |
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ANGEL
And Collins Will Recount his Exploits As An Anarchist - Including The Tale Of His Successful Reprogramming Of The M.I.T. Virtual Reality Equipment To Self- Destruct, As It Broadcast The Words. |
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ALL
'Actual Reality - Act Up - Fight AIDS' |
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BENNY
Check!! |
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MIMI
Excuse Me - Did I Do Something Wrong? I Get Invited - Then Ignored - All Night Long |
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ROGER
I've Been Trying - I'm Not Lying No One's Perfect, I've Got Baggage |
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MIMI
Life's Too Short - Babe - Time Is Flying I'm Looking For Baggage That Goes With Mine |
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ROGER
I Should Tell You-- |
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MIMI
I've Got Baggage Too |
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ROGER
I Should Tell You-- |
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Baggage - Wine-- |
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OTHERS
And Beer! |
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MIMI
AZT Break |
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ROGER
You? |
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MIMI
Me. You? |
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ROGER
Mimi |
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