Artist: MC CHRIS
Album: EATING'S NOT CHEATING
Toothpick Spliffs lyrics

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I don't smoke blunts
'Cause I'm frugal with my dookie
I hock a loogie, spit it out
Then hit the hoochies

 
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I'm on bud like Hux comma Rudy
It's my duty to get loopy
On the Buddha like it's bootie

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I smoke fields
I cold cock craps
I smoke peels
Smoke Robe cough drops

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I smoke if it's green
I smoke Monopoly homes
It spices up my life
When the monotony drones

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I smoke bags
Smoke bails
Smoke 'till I see trails

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Only time I put it down
Is when I see a female
Just a minor detail
That will usualy pass

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I'll hit that ass
Hit that glass packed
Right with the grass

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I smoke Greedo
I smoke Kermit
I smoke the weed
'Til it makes me vermit

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I vote third party
That's code for get high
Pass the Yoshi
To the left hand side

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Smokey doesn't like me
'Cause I burn up his trees
I smoke more sesame seeds
Than I was Mayor McCheese

 
I'm just a cancer ridden MC
Seekin' pain relief
Pass the marijuana
Hit it, hold in, release

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Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly
Fucked up like it's whisky and I'm fuckin' punkabilly
Fuck Tennesse, I'm chumley getting chilly
MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly

 
I'll scrape your bong
Steal roaches from your ashtray
I'll rent nice dreams
I'll rent Half Baked

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I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes
Because they taste great
Only leads to cat naps
Doesn't lead to date rape

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Light the incense
Turn on the blacklight
Steady stressin'
Let's get stoned like stalactites

 
Break it out, break it up
Pack it the bag pipes
I hit the apple
And I ended up at Applebee's

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Went to Wendy's
Went to Denny's
Went to Mickey D's

 
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I went to Crystal
Went to Castle
Went where I pleased

 
Ate more meat and cheese
Than Mr. Dom Delouise
I slept all day
And I got nothing accomplished

 
Just being honest
I get paranoid and nautious
I get obnoxious
It's not comin' at a constant

 
It's a pipe
Not a pulpit
Pass it on
Or get accosted

 
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Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly
Fucked up like it's whisky and I'm fuckin' punkabilly
Fuck Tennesse, I'm chumley getting chilly
MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly