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Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near
He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun |
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| He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow
Mr. Claus has a has escape plans, a secret that only he knows Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams A break from his wife, half-frozen in life The elves and that damn reindeer team |
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Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum
Santa's run off to the Caribbean He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun] Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum |
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Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good
He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood Just for the weekend he's like to be Peter Pan Get out of his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand |
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Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum
Snata's off to the Caribbean Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum |
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Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum
Santa's off to the Caribbean A week in the tropics and he'll be alright Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight |
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