Artist: GEORGE CARLIN
Album: UNKNOWN
Hair Poem lyrics

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I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
 
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Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they're just square.

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They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

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My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

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So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

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(Beard Poem)

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Here's my beard.
Ain't it wierd?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard.


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