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"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" |
printable copy of the lyrics to The Adventures Of The Cow |
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[Cow:] Moo |
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"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" |
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[Plane sounds]
[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it [Cow:] Moo [Ripcord sounds] [Cow:] Moo,mrr [Parachute opens] [Cow:] Moow [Thud] |
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"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" |
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[Cow opening paper bag]
[Cow:] Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] [Cow:] Mrr |
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"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim" |
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[Cow walking towards pool, big splash]
[Cow:] Moo [Crowd cheering] [Cow:] Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo] |
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"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" |
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[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
[Cow:] Moo [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:] Moo [M2:] Hey watch it cow |
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"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" |
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[Tennis ball being hit]
[Farmer:] That was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle [Cow:] Moo |
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"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" |
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[Phone rings, cow picks it up]
[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations? [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] Take that fatty [Cow:] Mrr [Slams down phone] |
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"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"
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[Car sounds]
[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [Car hits farmer] [Farmer:] Oooh [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo |
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